Did you know that May is masturbation month? I didn’t until 3 days ago.
It used to be just International Masturbation Day on 28th May but now we have a whole month of self love and I am here for that!
I know, I know, there’s a day for everything these day but this one is worth it.
On 7th May, 1995, the first International Masturbation Day was celebrated, after Good Vibrations decided to honour Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders who was fired fired by then President Clinton. Why? Oh, she just figured masturbation should be included in the curriculum for sex education. Who knew Mr Blowmeunderthedesk was such a prude?
At some point it was moved to 28th May and then expanded to give us a month of wanking fun.
Lucky for me, my new toy arrived today to kick the month off with a bang… and let me tell you, it’s worth every penny. All 354 of them. Yup, that’s right, £3.54. Too good to be true right?
A while a go, around 3 weeks actually, a follow on Instagram said to me that she wasn’t sure where to start with sex toys and that the cost puts her off trying them. What if she spends all that money and isn’t a fan?
I get it, vibrators aren’t everyone’s cup of tea and not every style appeals to those who do like vibrators.
I promised this lady that there were vibrators out there, for less than a tenner and that weren’t shite. She still wasn’t convinced, fair enough… So here’s what I did.
I went online and found a rabbit vibrator for less then £10. Actually, less than £5. I then waited 3 weeks for it to arrive.
It came today… (snigger)
Well, I’m impressed.
It’s not “mute” as the listing says but it’s not overly loud. Wouldn’t risk taking it with you to your parents though…
So what do you get for £3.54?
Well, more than you’d expect to be honest.
It’s not all bells and whistles but you do get 12 speeds and the tip is angled to get your G spot. It’s not the simple vibrator you’d expect for less than a fiver.
Each speed setting is powerful enough to get you there, but not intense, so if you prefer the slow build or are a vibrator virgin, it’s the one for you.
You’ll definitely have a good time with this little one… well, I say little but it’s actually bigger than I thought it would be. The shaft is listed at 11cm for anyone worrying about the size of it. It’s a decent size to reach the right spots.
If you want to try it for yourself… click here.